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The Vampire wants a Wife[PDF] ❤ The Vampire wants a Wife ⚣ Andie M. Long – Varanus.us Running a dating agency can be a killer Shelley Linley is sick of sickos Yet another prankster has applied to her dating agency This one says he s a vampire and he wants Shelley to help him find a wif Running a dating wants a PDF/EPUB ¿ agency can be a killer Shelley Linley is sick of sickos Yet another prankster has applied to her dating agency This one says he s a vampire and he wants Shelley to help him find a wife Meeting him for a second interview against all her better judgement, Shelley discovers that he has no The Vampire PDF/EPUB ² clue about women A shame because he s super hot, amusing, and has a lot of single friends he could recommend her struggling business to, even if he does say they re werewolves and demons She has to help him, even if he s crazy If she can ignore his delusions, she s sure she can help him Vampire wants a Epub Þ meet someone But when death threats start arriving on her doorstep, Shelley s not sure she s cut out for the job then her dating algorithm states she s his ideal partner Now she s not sure if she should take the risk for love, or run like hell Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers of Michelle Rowen, Gerry Bartlett and Michele Bardsley who like their humour to have bite.

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    Have Kindle books not sure she s cut out for the job then her dating algorithm states she s his ideal partner Now she s not sure if she should take the risk for love, or run like hell Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers of Michelle Rowen, Gerry Bartlett and Michele Bardsley who like their humour to have bite."/>
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    The Vampire wants a Wife is book one in the Supernatural Dating Agency by Andie M Long It s hilarious, cute, and lots of laugh out loud moments This is my first taste of this author and I had a blast with this story and can t wait to readThe multiple points of view throughout the book where well done and made it easy to dive into both Theo and Shelley s heads This book had me laughing a lot from the modern day puns and references too the dating questioner and the answers our supernatu The Vampire wants a Wife is book one in the Supernatural Dating Agency by Andie M Long It s hilarious, cute, and lots of laugh out loud moments This is my first taste of this author and I had a blast with this story and can t wait to readThe multiple points of view throughout the book where well done and made it easy to dive into both Theo and Shelley s heads This book had me laughing a lot from the modern day puns and references too the dating questioner and the answers our supernaturals give We get to meet lots of fun and interesting characters besides our leads I loved Theo s guy friends and Shelly s partner in crime at her dating agency Shelly herself is a fun character who can find a match for anyone, but herself It s that how it always goes Her life could use some excitement and she s about to getthen she barged for and have her eyes opened to a whole new world Thea is ready for a wife and babies and once he meets Shelly he s got his eye s set on her There romance is fun, sweet, and mixed with lots of amusing and witty conversations Besides the romance we get a little supernatural vengeance and revenge The only thing that I didn t like was the author uses some terms that I found ridiculous like vajayjay for vagina It just made me roll my eyes when that word popped up The Vampire wants a Wife is full of humor, supernatural characters, and an HEA I giggled, snorted, and laughed aloud as I read this charming and amusing tale Rated 4 Stars


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    The vampire wants a wife is my first book by Andie M Long but certainly won t be my last I m hooked The story offeredthan a dating agency and as the plot unravelled I becameinvested in the characters This is the story of Shelly She runs a dating agency even though she hasn t found her own perfect match She didn t know her birth parents and her life could use a little excitement Shelly is about to getthan she bargained for Her eyes are open to a new world and a special b The vampire wants a wife is my first book by Andie M Long but certainly won t be my last I m hooked The story offeredthan a dating agency and as the plot unravelled I becameinvested in the characters This is the story of Shelly She runs a dating agency even though she hasn t found her own perfect match She didn t know her birth parents and her life could use a little excitement Shelly is about to getthan she bargained for Her eyes are open to a new world and a special breed of Male The narration adds to the enjoyment of the story I ve already downloaded the next book via Kindle Unlimited and can t wait to dive in


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    This was the most vibrant, refreshing, entertaining read I ve read this year, never mind it being only the start of the yearLOLAnyway, I had so much fun with this read, that i can only recommend it to everyone that enjoys exquisite humor, charged action and a whole bunch of supernatural characters, from vamps, witches, seers, werewolves, demons, creatures sort of dragons , to the Satan himself all rolled up around a 20 smth year old fued and a mismatched love triangle, that evolved in a This was the most vibrant, refreshing, entertaining read I ve read this year, never mind it being only the start of the yearLOLAnyway, I had so much fun with this read, that i can only recommend it to everyone that enjoys exquisite humor, charged action and a whole bunch of supernatural characters, from vamps, witches, seers, werewolves, demons, creatures sort of dragons , to the Satan himself all rolled up around a 20 smth year old fued and a mismatched love triangle, that evolved in a long awaited revenge only to be resolved in another witt battle with the devil.and when you think that this is actually a fantasy rom com, you would never think it could unravel this almost exotic kind of whirlwind of a story, cause yeah, it all started with an application request to find a wife for a 126 year old vampire Theodore Robert Landry to the Withernsea dating agency conducted by Shelley Linley later re awakened as a half witch and the funny fact being that the impossible search actually brought these two together I have been trying to find a wife now for several years i am extremely good looking and have a vast intellect due to my many years on this earth Unfortunately, when I discuss the fact my girlfriend wuld have to be turned into a vampire and be my wife long into the eternal light, they leave Usually rather rapidly I am therefore reaching out in these modern times to your dating agency. awww, how can you say NO to that, huh LOLThe only remark I have is the pacing and the fast speed charging of the action, even though I am usually all for it in fantasy genre, this time it felt a bit over abundant and a bit overwhelming with too many characters and too many details stuffed in a short period of time space, hence being a bit distracting BUT inspite of that, it s a 4.75 stars from me


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    Favorite Quotes He pushed me away and held me at arm s length with what I felt to be considerable strength from arm porn arms that made Captain America s look like shoelaces.I prayed to God that the bulge in his pants wasn t a hot dog he d stolen from the burger bar and saved for later.My Review I smirked, giggle snorted, and laughed aloud as I read this delightfully amusing and titillating tale I totally admire and covet Andie M Long s clever brand of naughtiness as well as her irreverent and Favorite Quotes He pushed me away and held me at arm s length with what I felt to be considerable strength from arm porn arms that made Captain America s look like shoelaces.I prayed to God that the bulge in his pants wasn t a hot dog he d stolen from the burger bar and saved for later.My Review I smirked, giggle snorted, and laughed aloud as I read this delightfully amusing and titillating tale I totally admire and covet Andie M Long s clever brand of naughtiness as well as her irreverent and snarky sense of humor The Vampire Wants A Wife was several layers beyond witty, cunningly crafted, crisply written, and deviously inventive I would readparanormal tales if they were half as much fun as this one The storyline was unique, comical, and extremely entertaining Unbeknown to the mortals, the cozy community of Withernsea was full of supernaturals of all types vampires, were creatures, demons, witches, etc., so many in fact, that the local Dating Agency felt the need to expand their services and opened Withernsea Dating the Supernatural Dating Agency, for those with special needs such as sleep impairments, select tastes, additional grooming issues once a month, or list their favorite food as, A classic O neg, preferably drunk straight from the source


  5. says:

    4.5 stars Can t wait to read the second book.


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    I ve just finished this book and I LOVED it I ve always loved paranormal romance but this book is different to most pnr reads it has humour, it made me laugh out loud Shelly runs a dating agency and gets an application from a vampire She assumes his a nutter but agrees to meet him Theo, I don t know why I like you but I do however, you re full of shit Theo wants a wife and babies, and now his met Shelly he has his mind set on her There is trouble afoot in the small town they live Oh, no I ve just finished this book and I LOVED it I ve always loved paranormal romance but this book is different to most pnr reads it has humour, it made me laugh out loud Shelly runs a dating agency and gets an application from a vampire She assumes his a nutter but agrees to meet him Theo, I don t know why I like you but I do however, you re full of shit Theo wants a wife and babies, and now his met Shelly he has his mind set on her There is trouble afoot in the small town they live Oh, now magic It smells like turnips or sprouts to me Thinking back, there was an odour, I thought you or one of the other patrons had flatulence, There is a romance between Shelly and Theo, its all mixed in with lots of amusing and witty conversations and a good story with many interesting characthers.I found this book a great read and can t wait to read next in series.If you love PNR and Humour you will find this book perfect.Three wordish description Paranormal Laugh out loud humour Romance


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    This book had a lot of promise and sadly none of it was kept I felt like I was reading something a fourteen year old girl wrote that just hopped on the Twilight band wagon The story line, although new was not executed well with too many characters, unlikable, and horrible dialogue For a supernatural book it all seemed too unrealistic and that is saying something No one in the real world would react to news of a vampire the way that Shelly did, they would have run away and never looked back This book had a lot of promise and sadly none of it was kept I felt like I was reading something a fourteen year old girl wrote that just hopped on the Twilight band wagon The story line, although new was not executed well with too many characters, unlikable, and horrible dialogue For a supernatural book it all seemed too unrealistic and that is saying something No one in the real world would react to news of a vampire the way that Shelly did, they would have run away and never looked back I didn t much enjoy the story and won t be reading the rest of the series


  8. says:

    Recommended.


  9. says:

    3.5 After re read RTC


  10. says:

    The Vampire wants a Wife has caught my attention a few times in fact, the Supernatural Dating Agency series as a whole has caught my attention on multiple occasions It wasn t until I read and enjoyed Road Trip, which Andie M Long wrote with Laura Barnard, that I decided to give the series a read.If I m being completely honest, The Vampire wants a Wife wasof a three point five star rating rather than the three star rating I gave it I had a bit of a debate as to whether I was going to r The Vampire wants a Wife has caught my attention a few times in fact, the Supernatural Dating Agency series as a whole has caught my attention on multiple occasions It wasn t until I read and enjoyed Road Trip, which Andie M Long wrote with Laura Barnard, that I decided to give the series a read.If I m being completely honest, The Vampire wants a Wife wasof a three point five star rating rather than the three star rating I gave it I had a bit of a debate as to whether I was going to round up or down, but in the end I opted for down There were many points when I thought I d be rounding up, though.The Vampire wants a Wife is an incredibly addictive story It s short, which means you can easily devour it in no time at all You will find yourself devouring it, as once you start you find yourself sucked in deep You ll wantof the characters and you ll want to see how everything comes together, ensuring you ll work through the story in no time at all.With plenty of humour, and an interesting world to find out about, The Vampire wants a Wife ticks many boxes What stopped me from giving this a rounded up rating instead of the rounded down rating was the ending It was an interesting ending, and it certainly left me willing to read the next book, but it felt a bit too quick and easy for my liking I felt as though the ending could have provided a bitof a bang than it did, and that is why I opted to round down.Nevertheless, I enjoyed the story and the characters, and am plenty eager to give book two a read

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